SMS Jokes
He said... Do u
love me just coz my father left me a
fortune?
She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money! |
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents. |
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Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time. |
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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly ? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this! |
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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH! |
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I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first. |
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Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one! |
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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? Answer : On their Wedding !! |
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Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life! |
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Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence! |
Should Women Have Children After 35? Banta Replied: No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough! |
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Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs. |
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Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id" |
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If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist! |
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. |
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